8 THOUGHTS ON “Colloquial English Will Do Fine, Thank You”
The day we decided it was ‘OK’ to press-1 to hear the prompts in English, was the day we gave up our nation to invaders
years ago my mother in law called someone and it was press one for Mandarin and she was livid.
Did he specify American English?
I don’t want to ask for a favour, but I hope he did.
American English
Engrish??
Lame Engrish joke:
What do you do, Asian guy?
I’m a pirate.
Oh, you rob shipping?
No, I’m a pirate. I fry pranes.
(sorry, but you asked for it)
You speak it well!
I’ve literally been calling for this since illegals were actually coming here for jobs instead of benefits.
You want assimilation?
This is how you get it. Merit based immigration and learning the native language.
You will be amazed how quickly people learn English when they have to
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The day we decided it was ‘OK’ to press-1 to hear the prompts in English, was the day we gave up our nation to invaders
years ago my mother in law called someone and it was press one for Mandarin and she was livid.
Did he specify American English?
I don’t want to ask for a favour, but I hope he did.
American
EnglishEngrish??
Lame Engrish joke:
What do you do, Asian guy?
I’m a pirate.
Oh, you rob shipping?
No, I’m a pirate. I fry pranes.
(sorry, but you asked for it)
You speak it well!
I’ve literally been calling for this since illegals were actually coming here for jobs instead of benefits.
You want assimilation?
This is how you get it. Merit based immigration and learning the native language.
You will be amazed how quickly people learn English when they have to