The latest Covid 19 diktat from the Grand Wizard Fauxci – Find a root of the plant called bryony. Take it out of the ground on a Monday (the day of the moon), a little time after the vernal equinox. Cut off the ends of the root and bury it at night in some country churchyard in a dead man’s grave. For 30 days, water it with cow’s milk in which three bats have been drowned. When the 31st day arrives, take out the root in the middle of the night and dry it in an oven heated with branches of verbena; then wrap it up in a piece of a dead man’s winding-sheet and carry it with you everywhere.
/sarc
If it’s true Fauxci financed the Gain of Function research in the CHICOM!! lab, and given the millions of deaths and $ trillions lost in economies worldwide, that puffed up runt should be in prison for the rest of his life and pay his net worth in fines. But being an Untouchable Deep Stater, he’ll stroll into his 100% of salary retirement and live happily ever after.
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The latest Covid 19 diktat from the Grand Wizard Fauxci – Find a root of the plant called bryony. Take it out of the ground on a Monday (the day of the moon), a little time after the vernal equinox. Cut off the ends of the root and bury it at night in some country churchyard in a dead man’s grave. For 30 days, water it with cow’s milk in which three bats have been drowned. When the 31st day arrives, take out the root in the middle of the night and dry it in an oven heated with branches of verbena; then wrap it up in a piece of a dead man’s winding-sheet and carry it with you everywhere.
/sarc
If it’s true Fauxci financed the Gain of Function research in the CHICOM!! lab, and given the millions of deaths and $ trillions lost in economies worldwide, that puffed up runt should be in prison for the rest of his life and pay his net worth in fines. But being an Untouchable Deep Stater, he’ll stroll into his 100% of salary retirement and live happily ever after.