I’ve changed my mind about this. Screw it. Don’t give the left anything. I was all “we’ve got to be better” at first. We ain’t playing checkers. Give them nothing.
We understand Santos is a Lyin’ F*ck. So what? Name a politician that isn’t. His problem isn’t that he lied, his problem is moderation! Way too much bullsh*t way too soon in his career.
So, what to do about it?
Swear him in and watch him like a hawk. Call him out whenever he screws up, no matter how small, every time he screws up. Assign him to an office that still has mops and buckets in it and make him clear it out by himself. No desk, no chair, no phone, no trash can, and make him go upstairs to the to get his mail (I assume his office will be on a lower level than even the mailroom.) Give him a non-working passcode to the security doors and elevators so he has to call someone to let him in and make him use the public restrooms or a porta-potty out behind the building.
He wants up-grades? He has to earn them! He votes correctly, he gets a light bulb for his office, or a pine-scented tree shaped air freshener for his new office. Another correct vote, he maybe gets access to a folding chair and a TV tray as office furniture.
See my point? He wants to be a lying jackass, treat him like one till he learns the error of his ways.
By those metrics we should have escorted FJB out of campaigning in 1972. Imma have to go with Stick and eff the Dems – it’s time we played by their rules because our rules sure ain’t working.
All pols lie.
Most lie about what they’ve done, what they’re doing and what they’re going to do.
Except Trump.
He lies about the size of his….ahem.
______
I’ve changed my mind about this. Screw it. Don’t give the left anything. I was all “we’ve got to be better” at first. We ain’t playing checkers. Give them nothing.
We understand Santos is a Lyin’ F*ck. So what? Name a politician that isn’t. His problem isn’t that he lied, his problem is moderation! Way too much bullsh*t way too soon in his career.
So, what to do about it?
Swear him in and watch him like a hawk. Call him out whenever he screws up, no matter how small, every time he screws up. Assign him to an office that still has mops and buckets in it and make him clear it out by himself. No desk, no chair, no phone, no trash can, and make him go upstairs to the to get his mail (I assume his office will be on a lower level than even the mailroom.) Give him a non-working passcode to the security doors and elevators so he has to call someone to let him in and make him use the public restrooms or a porta-potty out behind the building.
He wants up-grades? He has to earn them! He votes correctly, he gets a light bulb for his office, or a pine-scented tree shaped air freshener for his new office. Another correct vote, he maybe gets access to a folding chair and a TV tray as office furniture.
See my point? He wants to be a lying jackass, treat him like one till he learns the error of his ways.
By those metrics we should have escorted FJB out of campaigning in 1972. Imma have to go with Stick and eff the Dems – it’s time we played by their rules because our rules sure ain’t working.
All pols lie.
Most lie about what they’ve done, what they’re doing and what they’re going to do.
Except Trump.
He lies about the size of his….ahem.
Hands?