Well, hell, ya gots Fineschwine, Schmucky Shroomer, Fauxcaontas, Uncle Bernie, Eric Fartswell, and now Uncle Festerman. Quite the scurvy bunch, eh? No surprises.
Caligula wanted an entire horse to be a Senator. Most states are content to settle for just the back half.
Well, hell, ya gots Fineschwine, Schmucky Shroomer, Fauxcaontas, Uncle Bernie, Eric Fartswell, and now Uncle Festerman.
Quite the scurvy bunch, eh?
No surprises.
A horse would at least create a useful biproduct, instead of the same thing only metaphoric.
A distinction without a difference?
Caligula wanted an entire horse to be a Senator.
Most states are content to settle for just the back half.