Today, in Paranoia

Yeah, they’re all pretty much the same joke;
but sometimes it’s fun to try it multiple ways

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Hey, these posts don’t cost ya nuthin’ so don’t whine.
Remember, I’m just entertainin’ myself, here.
I appreciate that folks have different thoughts and opinions,
but I really don’t care.
These posts’re just handprints on a cave wall, not Jefferson’s diary.