This will continue until a few of the morons are “accidently” run over. Not that I’m advocating violence, but Mr. Snowflake needs to understand how the real world functions.
Do a flail tank road test wherever the scragglies squat.
Nah, messes up the pavement
Mebbe a horizontal flail
or a street sweeper
Yeah, just to make sure the envirowhackos don’t leave anything ‘splodey behind! Safety, punkin’!
I’m waiting for the day when one of these jackasses glues themselves to the pavement just in time for a severe winter storm to hit.
Plow driver: “What do you mean there was someone in the middle of the road?”
We had a major storm hit Minot AFB in ’74 and the flightline “white tornadoes” were eventually dispatched to clean the Base Housing streets. Somebody abandoned a VW beetle in the middle of the road; the largest part they found of it was the engine block. Bent a few blades in the intake.
like the railroad rotaries they use in the Rockies
Water cannons would have stopped this crap with two applications. What ever happened to “You loot. We shoot”?
Occasionally the thought of, “Drop for them a chainsaw and a pile of tourniquets.” Passes through my mind.
Just have the Highway Department put up one of those “Bump” signs.
I like what (I forget where) did – chop thru the asphalt around the hand so the idiot could get up, leaving a chunk of asphalt glued to the hand.
I thought we’d agreed to use the People Mover from Soylent Green.
i think that if these folks wish to “identify” as roads, we should honor their requests and drive on them.