Dear Flour Company:
Ve haf noticed dat der flour von you hass bin coming mit der ratschidt gemixt. Ve also see krickets also in der flour.
Ve like your flour, but in der future, pleace ship der flour, der ratschidt und der krickets separately und ve vill mix dem to suit. VE know how mutch to mix because ve been taking schidt since ve been hier!
New label:
Low-Cricket Flour
We’ll never reach peak stupid, peak ridiculous or peak evil, we’re just gonna keep getting worse and worse until…. I don’t know, but I do figure not many folks are gonna like it.
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Dear Flour Company:
Ve haf noticed dat der flour von you hass bin coming mit der ratschidt gemixt. Ve also see krickets also in der flour.
Ve like your flour, but in der future, pleace ship der flour, der ratschidt und der krickets separately und ve vill mix dem to suit. VE know how mutch to mix because ve been taking schidt since ve been hier!
New label:
Low-Cricket Flour
We’ll never reach peak stupid, peak ridiculous or peak evil, we’re just gonna keep getting worse and worse until…. I don’t know, but I do figure not many folks are gonna like it.
They’ll be piqued?
[rimshot]
Jiminy Flour?
Jiminy Grits?