Behold! Our betters in their natural habitat.
You know, the fever swamps of America-bashing slime.
~ TheDailyCaller ~
Are you sufficiently humbled, brothers and sisters?
Can we now accept the need for the boot-heel of our betters, our elitist overlords, on our necks?
Shall we bear witness, each and every one of us in our hearts, that we now see the light of the enlightened?
[holds arms aloft to suppress general mumbles and shouts of “No! No!”]
Then shall we not strive to unfetter NPR from its onerous burden?
Let us go forth and proclaim to all who would hear:
We see things for what they are, and we shall put them aright!
Yea, let us render unto Caesar NPRian Disgustus that which it seeketh …
freedom,
freedom I say from the shackles and temptation of the Great Satan’s filthy lucre!
Can I get an ayyy-
men, brothers and sisters!
[mops brow, adjusts suspenders, sips water, scans and nods gratefully to congregation, waits for quiet to return,
but in a non-radical-evangelical kind’a way]
More jackass goodness.
