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Thursday Night Falcon9 Starlink
This booster’s 15th launch/landing

Friday’s Falcon Heavy Jupiter3 comsat launch
Side boosters land, center booster expended

Full water-deluge test on Starhip launch mount
Another angle
Just a reminder of what can be done,
if your goal is to actually fix an actual problem
(see: engineering vs legislating)

Aliens, aliens, I say!
Bigass satellite deployment

What are we talking about?
Extraterrestrial material? Already have some (meteorites, moon/asteroid samples, etc.)
Extraterrestrial crewed craft? Very highly unlikely
Extraterrestrial robotic craft? Somewhat less very highly unlikely

Hiding the fact-of may be useful to governments, of course;
but I think that this ambiguity is be even more valuable to Hollywood
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