“Official leak” is an oxymoron

Apologia:
Yes, I use different font boldness for male/female/child.
That’s not bigoted, it’s an attempt to portray voice timbre in text,
like all-caps is used for shouting and italics for emphasis.
Besides, I just wanna do things my way as a mature adult,
so there, nyaaa!
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Didn’t know Catholics did the Earth Goddess thing

Drunk on duty is not a good look, you limnivorous* hag
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*Means dirt/mud/scum-eating. One of my favorite words; but, alas, don’t get to use it much
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Apologia:
Thanks, folks, for not taking my graphical guffaws as theological and understanding that they are merely superficial exploitations of stereotypes for cheap and/or lame jokes