Furlongs per Fortnight vs Microns per Sidereal Month
Besides,
a real American can use both systems
This is Why We Have Software-Based Voting
Remember, Democrats, you don’t really have to vote
Missed Your Sermon, I Wasn’t Woke
Woke whining busybodies make my brain itch
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• Cultural ref (re: Dostoevsky)
• NOTE: although I try to be original, I’m unlikely to be unique,
so if anyone has a good link to a discussion about this, I’d love to see it