US Hostage Swap Stalled…
…until the US agrees to bomb itself
UPDATE:
The more I think about it,
the more it sounds like the
American hostages are now being
held on Iran’s orders, not HAMAS’s
(see: Jimmy Carter)
The Square Hole
For all of you out there
suffering from ’23 PTSD and
media-induced anxiety,
here’s proof that it’ll be okay in ’24
and it makes me laugh and cry,
but I always go away relieved that
I may be a danged-fool jackass,
but this ain’t my life
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• Extended saga
Go Ahead, Ruin My Childhood, Disney
…even this second one I’m on
Stuff That’s Hard to Do
Starship Launch #2
• Quick post-op #1
• Quick post-op #2
• Quick post-op #3
• Detailed post-op analysis #4
Two Falcon9 Starlink Launches
for a weekend threefer!
• Friday midnight launch from the Cape
• Sunday night launch from Vandenberg
Okay, another one
New Conspiracy Theory
Philomena Cunk,
J Draper, and
Eleanor Morton
are the same person
(What? Well, look, this is as insightful,
observant, and pithy as I get on Mondays)
Where’d the Village People Go?
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• Story
• Historical ref